^ Good humour blog
The ride there:
Actually there:
You’re all like
They see you and are all like
Then the teacher sees you and they’re all like
So you’re just all like
I’m a Holiday Virgin.
- Never had a New Year’s Kiss.
- Never had a Valentine Kiss.
- Never spent time with someone on Valentine’s Day.
- Never had a Valentine.
- Never had a kiss under the mistletoe.
- Never been taken out during Christmas.
